I Left Home When I Was 16

Five Players On The Floor Functioning As A Single Unit: Team, Team, Team-no One More Important Than The Other.

My Wife And I Take What We Call Our Friday Comedy Day Off. We Watch Standup Comics On Tv. The Raunchier The Better. We Love Eddie Izzard.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

I Write In The Morning From About Eight Till Noon, And Sometimes Again A Bit In The Afternoon. In The Morning I Start Off By Going Over What I Had Done The Previous Day, Which My Wife Has Happily Typed Up For Me.

Nothing Counts So Much As Family, The Rest Are Just Strangers. (as Nicholas Earpp In Wyatt Earp, 1994)