I Left Home When I Was 16

Once, I Optioned A Novel And Tried To Do A Screenplay On It, Which Was Great Fun, But I Was Too Respectful. I Was Only 100 Pages Into The Novel And I Had About 90 Pages Of Movie Script Going. I Realized I Had A Lot To Learn.

Don't Piss In My Ear And Tell Me It's Raining.

I Lost Touch With My Son In Terms Of Advice Early On. Maybe It Had To Do With Being Gone So Much, Doing Location Films When He Was At An Age Where He Needed Support And Guidance.

The Worst Job I Ever Had Was Working Nights In The Chrysler Building. I Was Part Of A Team Of About Five Guys, And We Polished The Leather Furniture.

My Wife And I Take What We Call Our Friday Comedy Day Off. We Watch Standup Comics On Tv. The Raunchier The Better. We Love Eddie Izzard.