I Leave My House All The Time!

The White Man Gets All The Best Catchphrases!

That's My Idol, Elvis Presley. If You Went To My House, You'd See Pictures All Over Of Elvis. He's Just The Greatest Entertainer That Ever Lived.

I Haven't Read A Newspaper In 20 Years. I Don't Look At The Computer Or Anything. You Have To Have A Filter On What You Let In.

I Can Figure Out Which Spice Girl I Wanna Impregnate.

Making A Movie Is A Collaborative Effort And Sometimes All The Ingredients Don't Work Out. I Know That Every Now And Again I Am Going To Make A Movie That Won't Work.