I Learned A Lot Of Things About

I Tend To Have An Odd Split In My Mind: I Tend To Look At It As A Writer And When The Writing Thing Is Ok And I'm Happy With It, Then I Put On My Actor's Hat.

A Satisfied Customer. We Should Have Him Stuffed.

I Started To Make Harder Jokes Before Anyone Else Did. And The Producers Would Get Anxious. They'd Say, 'that's A Little Bit Hard-edged, Isn't It?' And I'd Say, 'let's Just Try It And See How The Audience Reacts. If They Don't Like It, Let's Cut It Out.' And The Audience Roared With Laughter, So I Learned You Could Do This Harder Humor And People Loved It.

Michael Palin Decided To Give Up On His Considerable Comedy Talents To Make Those Dreadfully Tedious Travel Shows. Have You Ever Tried To Watch One?

I Would Like To Do My Own Eulogy, And Then Shoot Myself And Then Get In The Coffin.