Too Many People Confuse Being Serious With

Bureaucrats Shouldn't Be In Charge Of Comedy.

A Satisfied Customer. We Should Have Him Stuffed.

Oh, I Could Spend My Life Having This Conversation - Look - Please Try To Understand Before One Of Us Dies

The Trouble With The British Is That They Are Not Interested In Ideas. If Jesus Came Back Today And Offered To Speak For An Hour On British Television, They Would Say, "what! Another Talking Head?

When You Get To My Age, And I'm 66 Now, You Realize That The World Is A Madhouse And That Most People Are Operating In Fantasy Anyway. So Once You Realise That, It Doesn't Bother You Much.