I Often Pray, Though I'm Not Really

People Will Disapprove Of You If You're Unhappy, Or If You're Happy In The Wrong Way.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.

If I Knew Why I Worried So Much, I Wouldn't Worry.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

The Fear Of Being Laughed At Makes Cowards Of Us All.