I Know The Guru Route, I Know

You Can Be Fat And Love Yourself. You Can Be Fat And Have A Great Damn Personality. You Can Be Fat And Sew Your Own Clothes. But You Can't Be Fat And Healthy.

There's A Couple Of Universal Principles In Life. One Is, Don't Ever Open A Restaurant. One Out Of Every Two Fails.

There Isn't A Theologian In The World Who Can Argue With Me On This. God Has No Gender. If That's The Case, Then Everything Needs To Be Rewritten Now, Right Now.

I Know The Guru Route, I Know You Go Sit On A Mountain. But Screw India. I Ain't Going There.

I Don't Value Authority. I Don't Value The Systems. I Don't Value Patriarchal Religion. I Don't Value The Things That Diminish You When You Do Tell The Truth. So I'm Not Scared Of The End Result, And That Is The Biggest Asset I Have.