I Know That I'm Here - I

When You're Young, You're Stupid. You Do Silly Things. I Did It (the O-z-z-y Tattoo Across His Knuckles) When I Was 14. I Was In Jail For Something. I Could Have Had It Removed, But Why? It's My Trademark. People Stop Me And Say, 'let Me Have A Look At Your Hand.'

A Foolish Picture I Live In Disgust, Degradation Being Eaten By Lust.

I'm Not A Musician - I'm A Ham.

I Got Rabies Shots For Biting The Head Off A Bat But That's Ok - The Bat Had To Get Ozzy Shots.

I Open The Door For Old Ladies, I Help Old Ladies Across The Road. I Do A Show For Leukemia Every Year, But I Don't Broadcast That Because It's Against My Image.