A Foolish Picture I Live In Disgust,

My Philosophy Is If You're Happy Being A Born - Again Christian, If You're Happy Be­ing A Roman Catholic, If You're Happy Being A Jew Or Moslem ... Great!! I'm Happy Being Ozzy.

I Don't Know Who Ozzy Is. I Wake Up A New Person Every Day.

I Never Thought I Could Write Anything Or Do A Show Sober, Ever. But I Did The Black Sabbath Shows Sober, And It Was So Much Better Fun For Me, And Everybody.

Execution Halts Your Breath, Helter Skelter Spiral Death.

Being Sober On A Bus Is, Like, Totally Different Than Being Drunk On A Bus.