I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

I Thought It Was Very Humanitarian Of Sean Penn And Madonna To Marry Each Other. That Way, They Make Only Two People Miserable Instead Of Four.

Valentino Was Apparently Gay Or Bisexual. And His Two Lesbian Wives. But Without Any Question, He Had Sex With Men. From Choice. So He Was One Or The Other.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.