I Had No Blood Relatives Till I

People Love To Hate. I Have A Love-hate Relationship With The World. The World Loves To Hate Me.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Grew Up Presbyterian, Just A Basic Protestant Upbringing. There Were Years In My Life When I Would Go To Church Every Sunday And To Sunday School. Then I Just Phased Out Of It.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.