It's Important I Surround Myself With People

I Say Things, Like Every Other Parent, That Reminds You Of Your Own Parents. One Thing I Do Know About Being A Parent, You Understand Why Your Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

My Kids Don't Have A Trust Fund, They Have A Debt Fund. And When I Die, They're $4 Million In The Hole.

I Bought My Parents Some Stuff. That Feels Kind Of Good To Be Able To Do That. I Got Them A Place In Florida. I Think I'm Allowed To Say That - I Hope My Dad Doesn't Get Mad At Me. But I Don't Spend Money On Myself. I Don't Like Myself Enough Yet. But The People I Love, I Like Spending The Cash On Them.

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."

Most Of The Stuff I Do On The Show Comes Out Of Me Just Trying To Make My Friends Laugh.