...i Know Good Design When I Fail

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The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew Men Would Walk On Mars In My Lifetime. I'm No Longer Nearly So Sure. The Last Budget Put Forward In Canada Contained Not A Penny For Mars.

Sexual Intercourse Vests No Property Rights.

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