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The Day Apollo 11 Landed, I Knew Men Would Walk On Mars In My Lifetime. I'm No Longer Nearly So Sure. The Last Budget Put Forward In Canada Contained Not A Penny For Mars.

We Did Make Use, From Time To Time, Of Candles, Neckties, Scarves, Shoelaces, A Little Water-color Paintbrush, Her Hairbrush, Butter, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, My Swedish Hand Vibrator, A Fascinating Bead Necklace She Had, Miscellaneous Common Household Items, And Every Molecule Of Flesh That Was Exposed To Air Or Could Be Located With Strenuous Search.

You Become Uneasy With People In Direct Proportion To How Many Lies You Have To Keep Track Of In Their Presence.

Anger Is Always - Always - Fear In Disguise.

It's Always Coldest Before The Warm.