An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who

If Life Was Fair, Elvis Would Be Alive And All The Impersonators Would Be Dead.

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.

They Say Atomic Rad-i-ation Can Hurt Your Reproductive Organs. My Answer Is, So Can A Hockey Stick. But We Don't Stop Building Them.

I Am Taking The Applause Sign Home, Putting It In The Bedroom.

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!