An Oxymoron? What's That? A Moron Who

Happiness Is Being Served With A Paternity Suit On Your 75th Birthday.

I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today; My Cat Wants $12,000 A Week For Tender Vittles.

I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.

There Was This Billy Goat At A Movie Studio Who Found And Ate A Can Of Film. When A Nanny Asked Him How He Liked It, He Said, "it Was All Right But I Liked The Book Better."

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.