I Know A Guy Who Gave Up

I Hated My Last Boss. He Asked, Why Are You Two Hours Late? I Said, I Fell Downstairs. He Said, That Doesn't Take Two Hours.

I Don't Think It's You That Changes With Success - It's The People Around You Who Change. Because Of Your New Status, They Change In Relation To You.

Everybody I Meet In Public Seems To Want To Audition For Me. If I Ask A Guy What Time It Is, He'll Sing It To Me.

It's The Lack Of This Kind Of Open And Honest Education About Sex That Causes So Many Kids To Grow Up With Sexual Hang-ups.

The Only Issue Cash Presents You Is The Independence Of Not Stressing About Funds.