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I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.
-Johnny Carson
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I Know A Guy Who Gave Up
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I Know A Guy Who Gave Up Smoking Cigarettes, Consuming, Sex, And Wealthy Meals.
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