I Keep The "thundercats" Thermos Safely In

I Love Poking Fun At Myself. I Have A Rather Mean Sense Of Humor.

We Are Fat And Sick And Dying Because We Have Handed A Basic, Fundamental And Intimate Function Of Life Over To Corporations. We Choose To Value Our Nourishment So Little That We Entrust It To Strangers. This Is Insanity. Feed Yourselves. Feed Your Loved Ones. And For God's Sake Feed Your Children.

What Happens Is That In Each Clump You've Got The Gelatinization Of Starches, Which Happens Very Quickly At The Surface Of The Clump And It Kind Of Forms A Protective Skin Around This Dry Hunk Of Flour.

The Only Unitasker Allowed In My Kitchen Is A Fire Extinguisher.

The Stubby French Painter Toulouse-lautrec Supposedly Invented Chocolate Mousse - I Find That Rather Hard To Believe, But There You Have It.