I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

I'm Surprized Hitler Didn't Round Up The Toupee People.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

Give A Guy A Girlfriend And A Great Job, He Doesn’t Need Therapy.