I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

Until I Started Doing Standup, There Were Some Very Bleak Days.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

It's That I Wasn't Suited To Do The Kind Of Comedy That These People Were Coming To Hear - Mainstream Comedy.

There's Nothing That Reflects Me. I'm Unreflectable!