I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

And Eventually As I Kept Writing It, Something Emerged That Was Not Quite Me But A Version Of Me.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

Women Love A Self-confident Bald Man.

Luck Always Plays A Part For Everyone, Whether They Want To Admit It Or Not. I Was Very Lucky, And I Know It.

You Know, When You Do Standup There Are Certain Requirements That You Have To Do Like You Have To Go On Stage And When You Get Introduced You Have To Say "hey,how Ya Doin'? How Are Ya?" I Couldn't Do It. It Was False.