I Just Wanted Laughs - That's Really

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

Sometimes I Have These Fantasies Of Just Moving To A Foreign Country And Coming Back With A Full Head Of Hair. Or Not Even Come Back! Make A New Life There With Hair... Change My Name, Just See What Happens.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

I Don't Like Talking To People I Know, But Strangers, I Have No Problem With.

I Couldn't Walk Up To A Woman At A Bar And Say Hello.