I Just Want To Live Happily Ever

The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo Has Sent Many A Fool Out Into The Jungle When He Should Have Stayed Home.

Some Make The World Go Round; Others Watch It Turn.

So I'll Put On My Bob Marley Tape And Practice What I Preach Get Jah Lost In The Reggae Mon As I Walk Along The Beach

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.