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I Loved The Old Stories In National Lampoon, Like The Original Story The Movie Vacation Was Based On. I Used To Laugh At Them Until I Cried.

As Far As Exercising Goes... Watch For My Next Book, How I Died While Jogging.

Every Election I Have To Hold My Nose To Vote.

I Learned How To Believe In Myself. Learned How To Set Goals, You Know, Self Help Books Man. I Just Read Every Single One I Can Get A Hold Of, And I Still Do.

When I Play Poker, I Don't Like Losing The Pot.