If Your Olympic Hero Were To Use

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

Canada Is Lacking Two Things. It's True. Don't Make Me Say It Again. The First Is Olympic Heroes [...] The Second Thing That Canada Is Lacking Is Memorial Day, Which Is Today By The Way, Where We In The States Celebrate Our War Heroes By Having Barbeques . And I Realize Here In Canada You Can't Have Barbeques Because You'd Probably Be Attacked By A Moose, Or Caribou, Or Even A Grizzly.

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

Oh It's True, It's Damn True.