I Just Don't Think Men Fancy Me.

Usually I Trundle About In Trainers And Baggy Jeans, Looking About As Attractive As A Potato.

What's So Brave About Being Bald? I've Not Fought For My Country Or Found The Cure For Cancer - I've Just Gone Out Without My Hat On!

I'm So Bored Of All These Girls Who Have Written About 20 Books By The Time They're 25.

I'm Always Weeping At Something Or Other.

Scotland Is The Best Place In The Whole World.