I Don't Miss My Pin-up Days. I'm

I Read In The Paper That I'd Slashed My Wrists. But I Didn't.

Bald Is The New Black!

I Try To Cope With Everything Through Humor.

When I Was Bald, I Went Through A Period Where I Seemed To Do Nothing Except Tv Programmes About Being Bald.

I Don't Miss My Pin-up Days. I'm Far Too Old For That Malarkey.