I Just Don't Have Time To Get

I Wear Wigs All The Time On Shows, And Every Day When I'm In Public, At Dollywood. People Say, 'how Many Wigs Do You Have?' And I Say, 'well, At Least 365 Because I Wear At Least One A Day.'

My Husband Calls Me 'catfish.' He Says I'm All Mouth And No Brains.

I May Look Fake But I'm Real Where It Counts.

I Believe In My Cosmetics Line. There Are Plenty Of Charities For The Homeless. Isn't It Time Someone Helped The Homely?

I Think That I Know The Value Of A Dollar.