I Met My Husband Before I Became

I Think That I Know The Value Of A Dollar.

People Make Jokes About My Bosoms, Why Don't They Look Underneath The Breasts At The Heart? It's Obvious I've Got Big Ones And If People Want To Assume They're Not Mine, Then Let Them.

After Momma Gave Birth To Twelve Of Us Kids, We Put Her Up On A Pedestal. It Was Mostly To Keep Daddy Away From Her.

Life Is A Song To Me.

My Husband Said 'show Me Your Boobs' And I Had To Pull Up My Skirt... So It Was Time To Get Them Done!