I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

I Had Always Known What I Wanted, And That Was Beauty... In Every Form... A Beautiful House, Beautiful Man, A Beautiful Life And Image. I Was Ambitious To Get The Money Which Would Attain All That For Me.

The Democratic Party Is One That I've Always Observed. I Have Struggled Greatly In Life From The Day I Was Born And I Am Honored To Be Apart Of Something That Focuses On Working Class Citizens And Molds Them Into A Proud Specimen. Mr. Roosevelt And Mr. Kennedy Have Done So Much In That Regard For The Two Generations They've Won Over During Their Career Course.

Choose Your Clothes For Your Way Of Life.

[to The Mother Of Two Unruly Children In A Restaurant After The Woman Said She Really Didn't Know What To Do With Her Children:] Have You Tried Infanticide?