My Tears Speak For Me.

Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Hearth Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tell.

There's Nothing Wrong With My Tits, But I Don't Go Around Throwing Them In People's Faces!

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