My Tears Speak For Me.

Dammit, Don't You Dare Ask God To Help Me!

I Used To Wash My Hands Every Ten Minutes. I Couldn't Step Out Of The House Unless I Had Gloves On. I Wouldn't Smoke A Cigarette Unless I Opened The Pack Myself, And I Would Never Use Another Cigarette Out Of That Pack If Someone Else Had Touched It.

I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The Dollar. Everything I Earn, I Spend.

Nobody Can Imitate Me. You Can Always See Impersonations Of Katharine Hepburn And Marilyn Monroe. But Not Me. Because I've Always Drawn On Myself Only.

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.