I Intend To Live The First Half

The Public Has Always Expected Me To Be A Playboy, And A Decent Chap Never Lets His Public Down.

I Felt Like An Impostor, Taking All That Money For Reciting Ten Or Twelve Lines Of Nonsense A Day.

You Can Never Trust A Human Being To Behave As You Would Have Expected In A Given Circumstance

It Isn't What They Say About You, It's What They Whisper.

If There Is Anyone To Whom I Owe Money, I'm Prepared To Forget It If They Are.