I Am On The Side Of The

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Always See About Six Scuffles A Night When I Come To San Francisco. That's One Of The Town's Charms.

My Problem Lies In Reconciling My Gross Habits With My Net Income.

I Am Not Biased Against The Rich Because They Are Rich, But The Most Lively People Are Those Without Money Who Would Like To Have Some

It Isn't What They Say About You, It's What They Whisper.