If You Want To Be An Actor,

I'd Like To Have Made One Of Those Big Splashy Technicolor Musicals With Rita Hayworth.

I Acted Like Cary Grant For So Long That I Became Cary Grant

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.