I Hope I'm At Least Half The

Even In Your Darkest Moments, You'll Think Of Something That'll Crack You Up.

I Can't See This World Unless I Go/ Outside My Southern Comfort Zone.

I Imagine There's A Market For Total Depression. I Grew Up On George Jones And That Really Dark Stuff.

I Have A To-do List And I Have A Farm I Care For, And Things I Like To Do For Fun - Going To Movies And All That Stuff. It's A Painfully Normal Life!

I'm A Last-minute Shopper. I End Up At The Mall Or Somewhere On Christmas Eve. It's A Shame.