In The Past, I Tried To Be

When They Say You're The Best, I Always Remember That The Majority Of The Audience Probably Thinks Someone Else Should Have Gotten The Award.

You Look Out There And There's People That, Their Day Is Changed Because Of Your Contribution To It.

Guitar Playing Isn't Really For Everybody.

I Get To Cry To Barbara Walters, When Things Don't Go My Way. I'll Get Community Service No Matter Which Laws I Break.

I'm A Last-minute Shopper. I End Up At The Mall Or Somewhere On Christmas Eve. It's A Shame.