I Hope I Will Have Achieved Something

Camelot Is A Silly Place.

You See, I Don't Belive That Libraries Should Be Drab Places Where People Sit In Silence, That Has Been The Main Reason For Our Policy Of Employing Wild Animals As Librarians.

Nudge, Nudge. Snap, Snap. Grin, Grin. Wink, Wink, Say No More? Could Be, Could Be Taken On Holiday. Could Be Yes - Swimming Costumes. Know What I Mean. Candid Photography. Know What I Mean, Nudge Nudge.

There Is No Cannibalism In The British Navy, Absolutely None. And When I Say None, I Mean There Is A Certain Amount, More Than I Personally Admit.

I'm Having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans, Spam, Spam And Spam!