I Heard From My Cat's Lawyer Today;

Happiness Is Seeing Your Son Drafted The Same Day He's Been Accepted To An Expensive College.

I Can Empathize With President [george Bush]. I Know What It Feels Like Having A Young Guy Waiting Around For You To Keel Over.

I Demand My Right To A Private Life, Just As I Respect That Right For Everybody Else.

It's The Lack Of This Kind Of Open And Honest Education About Sex That Causes So Many Kids To Grow Up With Sexual Hang-ups.

Entertainment Is Like Any Other Major Industry; It's Cold, Big Business. The Business End Wants To Know One Thing: Can You Do The Job? If You Can, You're In, You're Made; If You Can't, You're Out.