I Haven't Gone To College Yet And

When I Was Eight Years Old I Went To Visit My Brother Who Was Working On A Movie Of The Week With My Mother And I Saw How Much Fun He Was Having And I Decided I Wanted To Try It Too.

Have You Noticed How Most Directors Are Either Bald Or Grey-haired?

I Started At The Age Of 8 And Have Been Lucky To Be Still Working.

I Technically Have Two Last Names, Which Is A Lot Of Fun When You're Making Airline Reservations.

Guns Are Evil! And Very Little Good Comes From The Availability Of A Bullet Designed To Kill Human Beings!