I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids

If It's A Boy, I'll Put Him In Tutus!

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

I Am The First Person To Go To Barnes & Noble And Buy The New Self-help Book. I Like To Fill Out The Surveys, Then I Get My Friends' Opinions On How I Answered To See If I Was Being Honest With Myself Or Not.

At School My Boobs Were Bigger Than All My Friends' And I Was Afraid To Show Them. Now, I Feel They Make My Outfits Look Better. They're Like An Accessory.

My Family Is My Life, And I'll Never Lose That.