I Have To Go... Drop Some Kids

I Crave Cantaloupe Like A Crazy Person. But I Put Salt All Over It, So I Don't Know If It's That Healthy.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

I Don't Ever Really Feel That Wearing My Wedding Ring Is What Determines Me Being Married Or Not.

When I Walk Through An Airport And People Go, 'you're Not Fat!' I'm Like, 'thanks. That's Great. Good To Know I'm Not Fat Today! Thank You!'

There Is No Perfect Man! I Think I'm Meant To Have Many Soulmates.