And I'm The Worst Liar Of All

First Love Is Only Once In A Lifetime, And It Remains Only In Memory.

The Crazy Thing Is, I Never Knew That A Wiener Could Actually Make Me Nauseous.

I Would Love To Sing With Christina [aguilera]... She Has So Much Talent... She Has An Amazing Voice.

I'll Usually Wash My Hair And Let It Air-dry Wavy, But If I'm Just In A Hang-out Mood, I Won't Even Wash It. I'll Wait Until It Smells.

I Loved Everything About Marriage. I Loved Having A Companion To Wake Up With And Have Barbecues With. But Things Happen And People Grow Apart.