People Always Say That Pregnant Women Have

Is This Chicken What I Have Or Is This Fish? I Know It's Tuna. But It Says Chicken. By The Sea.

We Were Going To Have An All-day Drinking Binge. Gonna Ride Our Bikes, Hang Out... Do Naughty Things. But I Started Feeling This Overwhelming Guilt.

Laugh A Lot. It Burns A Lot Of Calories.

I Collect Lucky Pennies That I Find On The Ground. I Keep Them In A Ziploc Bag.

I'm Definitely Ditzy And People Believe That About Me. But I Mean, I'm Not Dumb.