I Have Spoken To A Whole Group

The First Thing I Did When I Was Forty Years Old, I Put Handcuffs On And I Jumped Off Alcatraz Prison And Swam To San Francisco Handcuffed. That Made National Publicity. Then, There Were Three Or Four Years Where I Would Do More Difficult Feats. Another Birthday I Towed A Thousand Pound Boat Across The Golden Gate. On My 65th Birthday I Towed 65 Boats A Mile And A Half In Tokyo. On My 70th Birthday I Towed 70 Boats With 70 People In It With My Feet And Hands Tied A Mile And A Half In Long Beach.... My Next Birthday I Will Be 93. I'm Gonna Tow My Wife Across The Bathtub.

I Believe So Strongly In What I Do And I Practice What I Preach! My Dad Died At Fifty - Do I Have To Die At Fifty? My Dad Ate All The Junk Food, He Wouldn't Exercise - How Can You Tell Your Dad Anything? We Know About Nutrition And We Know About Exercise. There's No Reason For Anybody To Be Sick And Tired, Fat And Out Of Shape - It's Ridiculous!

Homosexuals Love To Look Good. They're Clean, Neat. They're Fastidious, Well Mannered And Well Educated. They Like Aesthetic Things. They Like Good, Firm, Tight Bodies. Health. They Want To Attract Other Guys. What's Wrong With That? Why Be Slobs? You've Got To Be Insane To Suggest That Because Someone Looks Good, He Must Be Gay. That's Envy.

Sex Is The Greatest Driving Force On This Planet. Christ, Why Are We Living If We Can't Have A Little Fun? Sex Is Giving, And The More You Give, The Better Lover You Are.

Exercise Is King. Nutrition Is Queen. Put Them Together And You've Got A Kingdom.