Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

If An Englishman Gets Run Down By A Truck He Apologizes To The Truck.

Would You Put A Pastrami In Your Mouth If You Didn't Want To Eat It?

I've Been Watching Politics For 35 Or 40 Years And You Just Never Know. You Can Have One Person Win The Iowa Caucus And Then The Whole Picture Changes Ten Minutes Later. The Same Thing Can Happen Again After New Hampshire. I Have No Idea What's Going To Happen With Our Country In The Future.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

I'm Still Suffering From Shock From The Last War. I Was Almost Drafted! Luckily I Was Wounded While Taking The Physical. When I Reached The Psychiatrist, I Said, Give Me A Gun, I'll Wipe Out The Whole German Army In Five Minutes. He Said, You're Crazy! I Said, Write It Down!