Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

A Jew Never Laughs Without Looking At His Wife For Approval.

It Is More Profitable For Your Congressman To Support The Tobacco Industry Than Your Life.

Even The Republican Party Doesn't Have The Legs To Challenge Hillary Clinton.

I Have Nothing But Love In My Heart And Everything I Say Is Just An Instrument For Laughs.

I Have Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life, Unless I Buy Something.