Honesty Is Nothin' Compared To Decency.

As A Class, Jews Give Three Times As Much Money To Charity As Anybody Else, But They Feel Guilty About Their Wealth Anyway. They Simply Can't Accept The Idea Of Ever Being Republicans.

It's No Longer A Question Of Staying Healthy. It's A Question Of Finding A Sickness You Like.

Truthfully, With The Republicans, I Don't See That Much Wrong With Them.

Money Is Not The Most Important Thing In The World. Love Is. Fortunately, I Love Money.

When Most People Return From Europe, They Tell Tales Of All The Sites They Saw, The Shopping, The Entertainment, Etc. Jews, On The Other Hand, Return And Say I Had This Slice Of Cake In Austria, Let Me Tell You, I Don't Know How They Make It! It Was Great!