I Have No Limits, No Filter, No

I Believe Fully In Making Fun Of Children. I Believe Very Strongly That You Should Never Make Fun Of An Embryo Or Your Ovaries. I Am A Big Believer On Breaking Those Rules. It's A Case-by-case Basis. But The Thing Is, There's So Many Ways To Make A Joke About Something That Is Sort Of Maybe Verboten Or Something.

Pretty Much Everywhere I Go, I'm Pretty Much Thinking I'm Going To Be Bounced. I Am Still The Outsider Who Snuck Into The Party. I Identify With The Regular Person, Because That Is Who I Am.

Always And Forever Is A Grandmothers Love

I Prefer Being Known For My Stand-up Because I Write It. I Love Being An Actor, And Saying Other People's Words Is Great. But Then, When I Do Stand-up, I Love Getting My Own Point Of View Out There.

My Friend Anderson Cooper Is The Scion Of One Of America's Great Shipping And Railroad Families, The Vanderbilts.