I Have No Interest In Art. Let

I Always Hate Telling My Jokes In Print 'cause I Always Feel Like It Reads So Not Funny And People Read It And They Think, 'oh, So That's What That Guy Does In His Stand-up? That's Terrible.'

Oh, Am I Wearing An Ascot? I Didn't Notice.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

I Was A Dishwasher At One Of Those Japanese Places That Cook On Your Table. Not Too Fun.

I Spend So Much Time On The Internet...i Feel Like I'm A Million Pages Into The Worst Book Ever, And I'm Never Going To Stop Reading.