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You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.

I Have No Interest In Art. Let Me Clarify — I Have No Interest In Non-nude Images.

I Think When People Talk About Improvising It Turns Into This Silly Thing Like, "oh There's Like A Hula Hoop There And I'm Like 'oh What's Going On Here? Is This A Really Big Ring?'"

Do You Realize How Much Better The World Would Be If We All Just Treated Each Other The Same Way Black Dudes Treat Magicians?

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.