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Really Good Comedians, You Know, When They Go On Stage, They Don't Really Care What The Audience - They're Fearless, You Know? They're So Comfortable That They Don't Care. They Don't Have That Neediness Where They Need The Laughs.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.

London Seems To Be A Town With A Lot Of Comedy Fans And People That Really Enjoy Stand-up.

I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One Of Those Floor-cleaning Robots. Call Him Dj Roomba - Little Guy Cruises Around And Plays Music. What's Hot, Dj Roomba!