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I Never Had The Desire To Be A Professional Twitterer. Every Now And Then Something Dumb Pops Into My Head And I'll Tweet It. I Don't Feel Any Obligation To Respond To Everyone. Not That I Don't Appreciate People Sending Me Messages On There, But There Are Too Many. Responding To Everyone Would Take Away Time For All The Stuff I'm Actually In The Business For.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.

Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

If You Believe That Men And Women Have Equal Rights, If Someone Asks If You're Feminist, You Have To Say Yes Because That Is How Words Work.

It's The Hardest Thing To Come Up With An Hour Of Material That Can Consistently Keep People Laughing.