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Come On, Man, I Got A Full Beard!

What If I Couldn't Read? I Wouldn't Be Able To Text My Friends Movie Times Or Even Order Cheese Biscuits From Red Lobster!

London Seems To Be A Town With A Lot Of Comedy Fans And People That Really Enjoy Stand-up.

So Many Gay Jokes Tonight About (james) Franco. Apparently If You're Clean, Well Dressed And Mildly Cultured, You're Super Gay Now. Is That Why The Rest Of You Guys Are So Aggressively Fat And Dirty? You Think If You Read One Book And Take A Shower, Dicks Are Going To Just Fly Into Your Face.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Research Showed Arranged Couples Tended To Be Happier In The Long Run.