I Have Never Understood The Iowa Caucus.

The Secret Of Success Is An Absolute Ungovernable Curiosity.

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.

You Cannot Talk To People Successfully If They Think You Are Not Interested In What They Have To Say Or You Have No Respect For Them.

Don't You Think It Would Be Better To Legalize Victimless Crimes Like Drugs & Prostitution & Divert The Resources To More Important Things Like The Rapes & Assaults & Things Like That?

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.