I Have Never Been Converted To Or

I Don't Feel Old. I Feel Like A Young Man That Has Something Wrong With Him.

There Is Something About A Luger That Separates It From All Other Handguns, And Luger Devotees And Luger Society Members Speak Of It In Romantic Terms That Must Sound Plain Nuts To Those Who Consider Themselves Level-headed.

I Have A Feeling That About 90% Of My Life Has Been Shaped By My Voice, Both As An Embarrassment And As An Advantage. There Was Always The Terrible Incongruity Of This Deep Voice Barreling Out Of This Little Body. Somewhere In The Back Of My Mind I Was Aware That It Was Ludicrous, That It Took On An Importance That Wasn't Really There.

My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.

Why Are Sex And Violence Always Linked? I'm Afraid They'll Blur Together In People's Minds - Sexandviolence - Until We Can't Tell Them Apart. I Expect To Hear A Newscaster Say, "the Mob Became Unruly And The Police Were Forced To Resort To Sex."