I Am Always Shocked That There Are

Sloppy Language Leads To Sloppy Thought, And Sloppy Thought To Sloppy Legislation.

Comedians Are Sometimes Resentful Of Their Writers. Probably Because It's Hard For Giant Egos To Admit You Need Anyone But Yourself To Be What You Are.

By The Time I Was In The Fourth Grade, I Sounded Exactly Like My Father On The Phone.

I Love My Own Coincidences And Love To Hear Other Peoples' Stories.

I Have Never Been Converted To Or Even Had Much Interest In Spiritualism, Occultism, Swedenborgianism Or Any Particular Religion. And I Never, Except Occasionally For A Laugh, Visit The Quacks Who Call Themselves Psychics.