Teaching Is An Art And A Profession

I Haven't Ever Found Any Great Writing On That Wonderful And Often Unappreciated Art Form, The Insult.

A Conversation Does Not Have To Be Scintillating In Order To Be Memorable. I Once Met A President Of The United States, And His Second Sentence To Me Was About Knees.

I'm The Only Talk Show Host, I Think, If There's Such A Category In, What's Called, The Book Of Records, To Have A Guest Die While We Were Taping The Show, Yeah.

I Know What It Feels Like To Be A Gun Lover.

I'm Sure I've All But Lost Friends By Maintaining That, Despite Their Love For It, I Always Saw Stanley Kramer's 'it's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World' As More Of An Exercise In Anti-comedy Than Humor.