I Do Not Like Vaudeville, But What

How Many Women Have The Courage To Start Properly With A Cold, Cold Bath Early In The Morning? I Jump In, Throw The Water, Cold As Ice, And After The First Plunge I Am Happy.

It Is Quite Lovely Being Single, And I Much Prefer It.

I Read The Papers Every Day Just To Discover If One Mentions Anna Held.

I Do Not Say Anything From Jealousy.

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.