I Have Found That She Is As

With Stand-up, It's More Interesting To Hear About People's Failures Than Their Successes.

Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right Now?

Maybe That's Why I Don't Like Religion Because The First Introduction To It Was, You Don't Get To Do That Thing You Just Discovered That You Really Enjoy.

Every Time I've Done Comedy In, Like, Traditional Comedy Clubs, There's Always These Comedians That Do Really Well With Audiences But That The Other Comedians Hate Because They're Just, You Know, Doing Kind Of Cheap Stuff Like Dancing Around Or Doing, Like, Very Kind Of Base Sex Humor A Lot, And Stuff Like That.

I'm In A Situation With This Girl That's As Hopeless As Overthrowing The Bush Administration.