Aren't You Scared Your Kid's Getting Kidnapped...right

Every Time I've Done Comedy In, Like, Traditional Comedy Clubs, There's Always These Comedians That Do Really Well With Audiences But That The Other Comedians Hate Because They're Just, You Know, Doing Kind Of Cheap Stuff Like Dancing Around Or Doing, Like, Very Kind Of Base Sex Humor A Lot, And Stuff Like That.

Once You Become A Comedian, You Accept That People Are Just Going To Yell Stuff At You.

No One's Trying To Get With Jugglers.

A Lot Of People My Age Think Stand Up Sucks.

You Can't Say Your Favorite Kind Of Cake Is Birthday Cake, That's Like Saying Your Favorite Kind Of Cereal Is Breakfast Cereal.